Well. Here’s something…different. A Japanese scientist has developed an alternative meat source, made out of soy protein, steak sauce, and human excrement. Yes, that’s right: poop. Poop mixed with seasoning and squeezed out, slowly, graphically, through a giant tubular press.
Read the rest of the story: Video: Japanese Scientist Makes (And Eats) Poop Burger: Gothamist.
What do you think? Do we ever need burgers this bad?