Ever wanted to just wipe your @$$ with that memo? Well now you can in complete comfort and with no worry of paper cuts. This wonderful machine from White Goat Paper will shred documents and then turn the shredded paper back into pulp. Once, it’s done doing that it makes a roll and puts the toilet paper around it. This is one of those freaky eco-ideas that just makes sense and well you know the Japanese think of everything cool. So go get those confidential memos handy and get eco. Check out the video below.